Prep

[ ] I shop at Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, or Aerospatiale.
[ ] I am/was a cheerleader.
[ ] I'm pretty ditzy.
[ ] I wear pink 24/7.
[ ] My looks are very important to me
[ ] I can’t live without my cell phone.
[x] My hair is always straight. (It's naturally straight!!)
[x] I say 'like' and 'omigod' a lot.
[x] I laugh 24/7
[x] I have a million friends.
[ ] I always hang at the mall or movies
[ ] I'll only date popular guys
[ ] I listen to rap & pop music.
[ ] I have at least one designer bag trash can.
[ ] My myspace pics are of me making a kissy face or are mirror pics
[ ] It takes me at least an hour to get ready for school in the mornings.
[ ] Uggs + Miniskirts = Love
[x] I don't have a job.
[ ] I wear lots of makeup.
[ ] I can be stuck up or snobby sometimes.
[ ] I flirt with anyone based of their looks
Total = 5

Emo

[x] I cry a lot.
[ ] I go to local shows.
[x] I wear black everyday.
[ ] I write sad poetry.
[ ] I play an acoustic guitar.
[x] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco.
[ ] I self mutilate myself.
[ ] I think about suicide or death often.
[ ] People have told me to cheer up.
[x] I cry when I see dead animals.
[ ] My myspace pics are black are white or angled.
[x] I wear many band shirts.
[x] No one understands me.
[ ] I don't talk too often.
[ ] I look down when I walk.
[x] I wear black eyeliner
[x] My fingernails are black
[ ] I have an ex I still cry over.
[ ] My hair is black.
[ ] My hair covers one of my eyes.
[x] I love Hot Topic.
[ ] I always say 'life stinks'.
Total = 9

Nerd

[ ] I have straight A's.
[ ] I always do my homework and study.
[ ] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[x] Computer games = Love.
[ ] I'm 'teachers pet'.
[ ] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] I have a bedtime.
[ ] I use an asthma inhaler.
[ ] I carry a calculator with me.
[ ] I bring my lunch to school.
[ ] I always follow the rules.
[ ] I'm shy around the opposite gender.
[x] I'm always on the computer.
[x] I always answer every question in class right.
[x] I correct people's grammar.
[ ] I read a lot.
[ ] School is very important to me.
[ ] I always stump people.
Total = 4

Rebel

[x] I always speak my mind.
[x] I have 0% of school spirit.
[x] Forget you I won't do what you tell me!
[x] I stand up for what I think is right.
[ ] On spirit days at school, I wear the rebel's colors.
[ ] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[x] I won't listen to authority figures.
[x] I always break the rules.
[x] I refuse to compromise.
[x] I'm always arguing with people.
[ ] I love debate.
[x] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[x] I don't care what people think of me.
[x] I'm not afraid to trash people's opinions.
[x] I only respect my own beliefs.
[x] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[x] I laugh at compromising people.
[ ] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[x] Rules were meant to be broken.

Total = 15 (I rock)


Jock

[ ] I'm on one or more sport teams.
[ ] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[ ] I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[ ] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[ ] School Spirit 100%.
[ ] I'm going to a college for sports.
[ ] I watch sports on TV all the time.
[ ] I'm muscular.
[ ] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[ ] Go Team!
[x] I eat a lot.
[ ] I'm egotistical.
[ ] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[ ] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[ ] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[ ] I go to lots of sports games.
[ ] I'm very athletic
[ ] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[ ] I play at least 3 different sports.
Total = 1

Comedian

[x] I'm very funny.
[x] I'm always making jokes.
[x] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[x] I always entertain people by being funny.
[ ] I worship Kevin Smith.
[x] I watch comedies more than anything.
[x] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot.
[x] I'm sarcastic.
[x] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[x] I always imitate people.
[ ] I pull lots of pranks.
[x] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[x] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[ ] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[x] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[ ] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[x] Jim Carrey is my idol.
[x] I mostly get along with everybody.
[ ] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[x] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.
Total = 15

Shy

[ ] I don't have a lot of friends.
[ ] I don't talk too much.
[ ] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[ ] When people say my name, others say 'who?'.
[ ] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am.
[ ] People have told me I need to talk more.
[ ] I only talk when other people talk to me first.
[ ] I look down when I walk.
[ ] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties.
[ ] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[ ] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[ ] I sit in the back of the classroom.
[ ] I never join in class discussions.
[ ] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[ ] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers?
[ ] I talk quietly, and people say "What?"
[ ] People have called me shy or quiet.
[ ] I usually let others decide for me.
[ ] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation.
[ ] I would like to be more outgoing.
Total = 0

Goth

[x] I wear black.
[ ] I don't like to be seen.
[x] I'm very, very pale. (Meh I'm not tan)
[ ] I only listen to metal.
[x] I love creepy, weird movies.
[ ] I love gothic cartoons and drawings.
[ ] I don't like people.
[ ] I only go out during the night.
[x] I have black fingernails.
[ ] I wear a long black coat.
[ ] I also wear black boots.
[ ] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies.
[ ] I only date other Goths.
[x] People think I'm crazy.
[ ] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.
[x] I love to scare people.
[x] I laugh at teenyboppers
[x] People are afraid of me.
Total = 8

Weirdo

[ ] I talk to myself.
[x] I say really random things all the time.
[x] I fidget a lot.
[ ] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[x] People laugh at me.
[ ] I walk really funny.
[x] I have a very different sense of style
[ ] I talk in a robot voice often.
[x] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes.
[x] I debate stuff with myself.
[ ] I hear voices.
[x] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets.
[ ] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[x] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[x] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[ ] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[ ] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[ ] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[ ] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[ ] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.
Total = 9


Antisocial

[ ] I hate most people.
[ ] I prefer to be alone.
[ ] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare.
[ ] Actually, most people don't talk to me.
[ ] People are idiots and I wish they'd all die.
[ ] I live in my room, writing in my diary.
[ ] I go out my way to avoid everyone.
[ ] I never greet anyone.
[ ] I despise people who talk too loudly.
[x] I want people to think I'm a freak.
[ ] I never talk.
[ ] I can't wait to get off this earth.
[ ] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.
[x] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world. (I just like my music loud.)
[ ] I don't know why I am the way I am.
[ ] People have said I'm antisocial.
[ ] Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[ ] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[ ] I just don't get along with anyone.

Total = 2


Skater

[ ] I skateboard to everywhere.
[ ] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[ ] I shop at Pacsun.
[ ] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk.
[ ] Oh yea, and Bam Margera.
[x] I always play skateboarding video games.
[ ] I have shaggy hair.
[ ] I wear baggy pants.
[ ] I wear skater shoes only.
[ ] I always wear hoodies.
[ ] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[ ] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[ ] Forget school, I want to be a professional skateboarder.
[ ] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[ ] I hang with other skaters.
[x] I've been hurt while skateboarding.
[ ] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[x] I wear vans.
[x] Tony Hawks Underground owns.(I like American Wasteland more)
[ ] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.
Total = 4

Christian Girl/Boy

[ ] I go to church at least once a week.
[ ] Most of my wardrobe consists of long skirts and button down shirts for church.
[ ] I always carry a bible with me.
[ ] My whole family is very religious.
[ ] I've never been on a date.
[ ] My beliefs are very strong.
[ ] I wear a cross necklace.
[ ] I have a bracelet that says WWJD.
[ ] I'm always preaching to people about the importance of religion.
[ ] I believe in God.
[ ] I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies, and sometimes, not even PG-13 movies.
[ ] I never go out and party.
[ ] I read the bible everyday.
[ ] I've memorized verses from the bible.
[ ] I go to Sunday school.
[ ] I've been to church camp.
[ ] I pray every night.
[ ] I sing Christian songs.
Total = Fuck this shit, man.

Gangsta

[x] I say 'yo'.
[x] I also say 'fo shizzle'
[ ] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[ ] Mah chainz hang low.
[x] I hang with my homies.
[ ] I'm a thug.
[ ] I only listen to rap music.
[ ] 50 Cent is my idol.
[x] I don't care about school.
[x] I steal/have stolen before.
[ ] I freestyle.
[ ] I breakdance.
[ ] Gold chainz is tha way to go.
[ ] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[ ] Tupac is still alive.
[ ] I party with all my budz.
[ ] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[ ] I wear hoodies.
[ ] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out.
Total = 5

Bully

[ ] I always steal people's lunch money.
[ ] Geeks are afraid of me.
[ ] I get in trouble all the time.
[ ] I steal people's stuff.
[ ] People have called me a bully.
[ ] I have beat someone up before.
[ ] I'm always looking for a fight.
[x] I pick on people smaller than me. (Only because I'm so short.)
[ ] I push people out of the way when I'm walking.
[ ] I've never been in a relationship before.
[ ] People are afraid of me.
[ ] People know not to mess with me
[ ] I'm bigger than most people my age.
[ ] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[x] I make fun of everything anyone else likes.
[ ] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[ ] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[ ] I'm one of the strongest kids in school.
[ ] Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
[ ] People get out of my way when I'm walking.
Total = 2

Gamer

[x] I own at least 2 different video game consoles.
[x] I love Final Fantasy (I haven't ever played it. -insert gasping and people on strike- )
[x] DDR & Guitar Hero own.
[ ] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game.
[ ] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games.
[x] I even play a lot of computer games.
[x] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day.
[x] My thumbs are sore often.
[ ] I spend all my money on new video games.
[ ] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games.
[ ] All I talk about is video games.
[ ] I've been in a video game competition before.
[x] My eyes hurt sometimes because I play video games too much.
[x] My grades are eh.
[x] I have a handheld videogame system, like Nintendo DS.
[ ] I see every video-game-to-movie movie out there.
[x] I have at least 3 memory cards.
[ ] I watch lay.
[x] I've been playing video games for at least 5 years
[x] I always look up video game cheats.
Total = 12

Redneck

[x] Elvis is still alive.
[ ] I hunt.
[x] I fish.
[ ] I own something camouflage.
[ ] I eat venison
[ ] I live in the country.
[ ] Someone in my family has the name Billy.
[ ] I own a bunch of junk I don't need.
[x] I have over 10 pets.
[ ] I drive a big truck with huge tires.
[ ] I wear a cowboy hat.
[ ] I've rode a tractor before.
[ ] My jeans are always dirty.
[ ] I have a southern accent.
[ ] I say y'all.
[ ] Yankees are STUPID.
[x] I buy everything at Wal-Mart
[ ] I'm kind of poor.
[ ] I've caught a fish then ate it before.
[ ] I work hard.
Total = 4


Social Butterfly

[x] I have a lot of friends.
[x] I get along with everybody.
[x] I enjoy talking to different people.
[x] I'm a people person.
[x] I love having tons of fun.
[x] People come to me for advice.
[x] People take an instant liking to me.
[x] It seems that people always want to talk to me or hang out with me.
[x] I can relate to Ferris Buller.
[x] Everybody thinks I'm awesome.
[x] I'm not in any clique; I'm friends with people from every clique.
[x] I can turn an antisocial person nice.
[x] I'm pretty cheerful.
[x] I'm involved in something, like a club, that allows me to meet new people.
[ ] I never want to argue with people.
[x] I love talking.
[x] I always have fun doing anything.
[x] I'm optimistic.
[x] I have over 150 friends on my IM or cell phone book.
Total = 18

Slacker

[x] I'm failing 2 or more classes.
[x] I sleep past noon on weekends.
[x] I miss a lot of school.
[ ] I'm late for school often.
[x] I don't have a job.
[x] All I do is pig out and play video games/watch TV.
[x] I don't take care of myself.
[ ] I've done drugs before.
[x] I don't do my homework.
[ ] I sleep all the time.
[x] I'm bored constantly.
[x] People tell me I need to try harder.
[x] I'm on the computer 24/7.
[x] I admit it, I slack off with everything.
[x] I'm not going to college, ever.
[ ] School is for dorks.
[x] I don't have any ambition in life.
[x] People tell me I need to get a life.
[x] They need to, not me.
Total = 15

Hippie

[x] I'm a tree hugger.
[x] I want to save the earth.
[ ] I have long hair.
[x] I make the peace sign a lot.
[ ] I'm stuck in the 60's.
[ ] I'm a vegan or vegetarian.
[x] Animals shouldn't be eaten.
[x] I love tye dye.
[x] I've made tye dye stuff before.
[x] I wish I was alive when Woodstock happened.
[x] I love 60's music.
[ ] I'm always chilled out.
[ ] I love those cute headbands you wear on your head.
[ ] I have crimpy hair with little braids.
[ ] I wear bell bottoms.
[ ] I say groovy all the time.
[x] I love smiley faces & peace signs.
[ ] I'm a naturalist.
Total = 9

Goody Goody

[ ] I make really good grades.
[ ] I'm teachers pet.
[ ] I act sickly sweet to people.
[ ] I'm nice to everybody.
[x] I act happy 24/7.
[ ] I go to church every Sunday.
[ ] I never cuss.
[x] I always say hi to everyone.
[ ] I dress appropriately.
[ ] I want to portray a pure image.
[ ] Girls who party and act rude need to be taught a lesson.
[ ] I want to impress everybody.
[ ] I've never been called rude.
[ ] I'm one of the nicest people.
[ ] I want to achieve everything.
[ ] I try my hardest with everything I do.
[ ] I'm a kiss up to my teachers/boss.
[ ] I'm in many different clubs.
[ ] My after school schedule is filled with extracurricular.
[x] I'm very optimistic.
Total = 3

Band Geek

[ ] I love band class.
[x] I play at least one instrument.
[ ] I go to all my band concerts.
[ ] I'm going to a college for instrumental music.
[ ] I've won awards for band.
[ ] I've been to band camp.
[ ] I'm in the marching band.
[ ] I wear my marching band uniform often.
[ ] People have called me a band geek.
[ ] I play my instrument at least 3 hours a day.
[ ] I'm hoping to make instrumental music a career.
[x] I've been playing an instrument for at least 4 years.
[ ] I hope I get a band scholarship.
[ ] Marching band is fun.
[ ] I go to other band concerts to get tips.
[ ] I like football games....for the band!
[ ] Band is way better than anything else.
[ ] I carry my instrument home every night.
[ ] I only date other people in band.
[ ] I go on band field trips.
Total = 2

Choir Nerd

[x] I sing all the time.
[ ] I want to try out for American Idol.
[ ] I've been in choir for at least 4 years.
[ ] I've won awards for choir.
[ ] I've sang solos for concerts before.
[ ] I never miss a choir concert of mine.
[x] I sing every single day
[x] I know what range of voice I am.
[ ] I love singing duets.
[x] I always practice singing with my favorite songs.
[ ] I hope to get a choir scholarship.
[ ] I want to go to a music college.
[ ] I watch American Idol regularly
[x] Singing is a way of expressing myself.
[ ] Choir is my favorite class.
[ ] I've won All Region before.
[x] I hum a lot.
[x] I write down lyrics all the time.
[ ] I want to be a singer.
[ ] I always practice pieces for choir class.
Total = 7

Texan

[ ] I live in Texas/a bordering state
[ ] I use the word ‘aint’ a lot
[ ] Most poetry makes no sense to me
[ ] I use double negatives
[ ] I have been told to use better grammar
[ ] I love meat
[ ] I like country music
[ ] I have a Texan accent
[ ] I roll my eyes at anyone who makes fun of country music
[ ] I can’t say “Lantana” without a long ‘a’
[x] I just laughed at myself trying to say “Lantana”
[ ] The phrase “One day these ol’ boots are gonna walk all over you” actually means something to me
[ ] Billy Mays is still alive
[ ] When I think “cows” I think “food”
[ ] I own a cowboy hat
[ ] I know how to square dance
[ ] Steve Irwin is still alive
[x] I’ve never been to New York
[ ] I never want to go to big cities
[ ] I have been to a farm
[x] I have been horseback riding
[ ] Obama should not be president
[ ] Monster trucks are awesome
Total = 3

I'm a rebelious social slacker who is also a comedic emo. e.o